New Years Resolutions

For this post i'm going to do something a little different. I am going to list 10 prominent sports figures and what their new years resolution SHOULD be.

•  Number 1- Peyton Manning- I will become the first athlete to succeed in the NFL with a bionic neck
• Number 2 - Kris Humphries- I will not be an idiot and date a Kardashian this year.
• Number 3 - Ryan Braun - I will not emulate Barry Bonds this year.
• Number 4 - Brett Bielima - i will not f*** up the big games for the Badgers this year.
• Number 5 -  Jordan Williamson - I will not lose the Fiesta Bowl
• Number 6 -  LeBron James - I will finally clutch up in the finals this year!
• Number 7 - Dirk Nowitzki - Ich werde das Finale wieder gewinnen    
• Number 8 - Brett Favre - I won't fall off my tractor in 2012
• Number 9 - Aaron Rodgers - I'm not gonna change a damn thing
• Number 10 - Evansville Basketball Team - We will win a game in 2012